2BS Radio Archive 1999-12-14

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Laura's Coffeehouse

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Smile	In The Year 2000

Date	December 14, 1999
Timeslot	Monday Night Late Night 12AM to 3AM
Guests	Jay Ope, Sonderman, Yuliya, others
Phone Guests	Brian M, Shawn August, Scott from Lauras, others
Length	3:04:45
Download	Laura's Coffeehouse
Discussion	1999-12-14

A long night as Jay Ope, Mike Sonderman, Yuliya, and I attempt to finish our slides for our final presentation due the next day. Bare with us as we try to cram out the work and play good music. We are not a fan of trolls or gnomes. We still don't know what flavor ice cream Shawn August prefers. The final installation of the Main Event for the millenium. A lot of correspondence from Studio B. Infectious laughs. Shot outs in all languages. Insanity. Insomniac Theatre. Absolutely unacceptable. A much needed study break. How many slides did we get done?

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Setlist

Song	Artist	Album	Info
Mad Men?
WRHO Scuzzer Cart, Alice Cart, Listener discretion advised
Mike's Song	Phish	Live 12-31-98
I Am Hydrogen	Phish	Live 12-31-98
Weekapaug Groove	Phish	Live 12-31-98
Wooo.. Well I would like to welcome you all to the final installation of the Main Event for this millenium. we're having a good ole 1999 party up in here... yeah right. So besides the fact that we have a huge systems analysis project like due tomorrow, we have all decided to come up here and keep in the spirit of good radio and music and umm play some songs for you and even work on some stuff while we are doing it. i have an esteemed collegue here with me, his name is Jason Oppedisano, how's it going there brian, pretty good (jay ope). so jay, how you doing? can't hear me? crap. sorry. it's okay. i really didn't know it was my fault, but i apologize anyway. it's not really your fault, try ext... silence. i'll help you out in a minute. anyway, for all you listeners out there, all zero. i wish you good luck on your final projects and what not and umm pokey is here to answer all your phone calls at 431-45555. we're just going to play some music while we work on our presentation and proposal and crap and i am sure you are all real excited to hear that. what do you say jay, shall we listen to uhh listen to floyd or dave? how about dave. dave matthews was born in south africa, thats the information you get to know tonight.. so two number eights on the way..
#36	Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds	Live
Let You Down	Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds	Live 2-6-97
Proudest Monkey	Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds	Live 2-6-97
Welcome back schmucks. Maybe we can get some correspondence from Studio B this time if they. You fellas over there? Yup (sonderman) I'm here (jay ope). Sounds awesome. Give Mike more juice and you less juice. i'm high huh. how about that? you guys alright? thats a little better. im good. the other way. why dont you guys use the same microphone. good idea. how you guys feeling tonight? just peachy. heard you guys have a big project due tomorrow. your in the group, remember. oh yeah, i am like team manager or something like that. yeah, your the boss. scarry, cool. yeah mon. yeah mon. well all together we have like 3 slides now out of like 75 and its 1 oclock. excellent. hopefully we can stay up for like 3 days in a row. yeah i would enjoy that. doesnt seem like it would be a bad idea or anything, Mike anything to say to the hispanic community out there? i thought we were going to slam paradis, no that will be later, much later. once we get like 4 slides done. yeah mon i have nothing to say to no hispanic people down there. i just want some spanish stuff. hola mi armor. hola pepi como estas muchacha, llama me me numero is cuatro cinco cinco cinco. pokey is here to answer your telephone calls, he's been here forever. gumby is also here tonight. gumby thats all he can do. he's wavy. lettuce lips can make some nose. hahaha. thats all he makes though. so what do you have coming up. whats going on over there? i think he has it working. mike technology wonder wiz can not get it to work. he's quite a smarty too. he's a smart ass i hear. hey well. i have better qualities. can we say that? what's your problem? oh well up next on the circuit is. we are going to play lots of circuits tonight.. some floyd much needed. on the radio . tell me about it. much needed. we dont need any education and we needs lots of time to do this damn thing so make it long. make it long so alright, later kids.
Another Brick	Pink Floyd
On The Run	Pink Floyd
Time	Pink Floyd
Bring The Boys Back Home	Pink Floyd
Comfortably Numb	Pink Floyd
Yeepi yeppi arriba arriba andale. It's hispanic night at WRHO. sort of. We got one spanaird. Almost. Bueno. Graci. We got one native speaker, and one almost. Not really. nevermind. let's get some.. Tell Yuliya to speak some Russian. Well I know a couple of phrases actually. oh yeah? hello. das vadina that means goodbye. so there, thats your russian for tonight from you. until we get a better one from our esteemed collegue. well she's right here. tell her please. brian says please, just a few lines. what do you want to hear? (yuliya) anything. sing a song or something, just a short one. five minutes or so. that was funny what was that. can we get a translation too? are we that lucky. everybody have a good night. oooh saucey. well now i hope that will turn true for everybody out there, including everybody in here. more.. she's starting to enjoy this, it means stay with us. ahh excellent i think we have a radio talent in here, and its not me. thats for sure sadly enough right yeah. but we do have quite infectious laughs thats for sure. hahahaha lol hoo hoo sorry we are a bunch of pyschos tonight and we're enjoying ourselves. so what slide are we on? 7? hey not even. that means we got 4 done in a half hour. thats pretty cool. maybe we'll get them all done by like noon tomorrow, maybe around presentation time we might have 12. how about that, we might even shower. i don't think thats going to happen, but whatever. forget about showering who needs that. i think we should go to our presentation in like boxers and wife beaters. umm yeah i really dont want to be in a wife beater.. you did not just do that, you are insane dude. no where else to do it, oh that is insane. i am not even going to tell everyone what he just did. you have to. he just put something. there was no where else to put out my cigarette so i just put it out on my tongue. thats just bad. has anyone ever tasted ash. its a habit actually. or better yet is anybody listening? lol hee hee ha ha ha. well if they were they arent listening any more thanks jay. i just scared away the entire radio population of oneonta, with that laugh. including everyone driving around they just changed it. for everyone outside it is 36 degrees out there. what? 36 degrees on the hills of oneonta how bout that.. lol. somebody take his mic away please. i like my mic. thats your.. okay ew. ew a lot that was gross. boy you radio listeners are lucky there is no television. i would just like to dedicate a short little five seconds of silence to shawn august. lol haha. alright seriously lets do that. lets go right now. okay thats fine. i can't do it. lol. that is one cool cat. yo can you give a brother the time. lol. we are having too much fun here at wrho. if you are listening give us a call shawn. we'd love to put you on the air. ringing. better yet. is this shawn august now? hello? hey whats up. how you doing? im alright. who we got on the radio? you guys are insane you realize that right? why thanks. am i hearing victor? unfortunately no. mike sonderman. yep that would be him. whose this? yeah who are you. he doesn't know me? come on we have class together. is this todd hoffman? tell him where you work. helpdesk. let me guess, brian. yup woohoo. show him what they've won. nothing. yuliya would you like to show him what he's won? how can you show me if i am on the radio. well i can see what you've won, she's right in front of me. yeah exactly. alright. we are going to tell this caller, das vadina. thanks a lot. i know what that means. thanks alot. yeah good night brian. caller. later guys. take care of yourself. have a good night. thanks for listening. anything else you wanna say? remember you are on the air. you guys have problems, beyond that i don't think anyone can help you. by the way unfortunately you are our only listener so we really want to please you. alright! thats cool. play something cool. what do you like. thank you I gotta study so I gotta stay up. we'll keep you up we'll be making funny ship, i said ship. have a good night. you as well. hey we arent done here, its a new segment of the show its called dial 7544 and find out who it is. lol. you gotta listen. shhh. ringing. hello? yeah. who is this. shawn. i am doing a survey.. lol. what? hello? i am doing a survey for the commons. brian smith don't piss me off. what? who is this? what kind of ice cream do you like chocolate or vanilla? hello? that's pathetic, bye. bummer. we assume that was shawn august. excellent. oh mr august. did you wake him up? he knew who it was. should have told him he was on the air. You could dial 7538 and see who answers. Ringing. Is that your number? He's not picking up. Well Shawn you were on the air. Unfortunately it was too bad. I don't think we should call anybody else. It is a little bit rude but it was fun nonetheless. Don't give me any ideas. Mike Sonderman is making love to his microphone. Haha. Do we have any Barry White? I got Isaac Hayes. We'll bring that on a little bit later. We are going to bring on the next performer. What are you doing to me? What is going on? I have no idea. I am happy I am behind the glass on this one. If not for this bullet proof glass we'd all be dead. Lol. Infectious laugh. Hiddy ho. Time to get back to work. The experience is coming out here and they are going to help you out. Back to the homework train we go.
Purple Haze	Jimi Hendrix
Wait Until Tomorrow	Jimi Hendrix
She's So Fine	Jimi Hendrix
Voodoo Child	Jimi Hendrix
Angel	Jimi Hendrix
I want to thank you Jimi for sharing those songs with me, with us. We have some foreign selections coming up. Yuliya do you want to introduce the first one real quick? Yuliya talking cant type it. Okay. Well this is Russian singer her name is zinfeuira, she appeared last year, she was very popular. Excellent. more talking i cant type. I think you lost your radio show. more talking. hope thats not a political message. next up rage against the machine. your future wife to be, your favorite doctor of hartwick college, would you like to say her name, my name? jason said it. why are you talking about wife with me? oh dear. guys we shouldnt be talking about professors like that, we should just talk about a troll. we won't use any names at all that way anyone out in radio land won't know exactly who we are referring to. so we'll just speak of a troll we know. that's fair. she's actually a gnome. or sometimes referred to as a midget. you know those little things that are in peoples yards in there gardens. oh like lawn ornaments? lawn gnome or lawn dwarfs. thats a teacher she's a lawn gnome. oh i see, boy look what the cat dragged in. she doesn't look to happy with that comment. infectious laugh. is she going to say anything to us? she doesn't like to talk. not even a hello? where'd you go. she's waving though. would you like to say hello? boy she is red in the face. i see her. well anyways. lets put on a little music hoping that all the little trolls in the world will die tonight. i love trolls they are fun. alright two selections and then you'll hear from us again. right around 215? here or there. this first selection is a trial, and so is the second one but its so funny. so funny i cant wait. do we even know what it is. youve heard it before. oh dear. you have to stick around for the second one. anyone thats out there in radio land must hear this next song. well both of them. they need to hear zimferia. i got it right. then they need to hear the next one. loco en el coco. now if thats not foreshadowing then i dont know what is. well they might not know spanish. hey play the music man. play the funky music white boy.
A B jadutou rodeno opeque (beruse neto)	Zeuqoupa		Russian For Yuliya
Loco en el coco	Cypress Hill		Spanish For Sonderman
Cypress Hill son loco en lo coco. Old school people. What is going on in Studio A? I have no idea. Headphones on now excellent. What's playing in the background. Negro luces. Me hermano more espanol. God I wish you would just talk a little bit slower I swear. No comprende. Hablo English por favor. Ah okay I am making up words now. Easier that way. Do we have any idea what's coming up next? Some led zeppelin. I will tell you what, we can give our listeners an update on our project because I am sure they are so interested. We are now holding steady on slide number 12. And that is where about, not even 10 minutes ago I said hey we might get to slide 12 by 7 oclock in the morning. We banged out some stuff. We kicked some ass there. Miracles do happen. I know. Actually they don't. According to David Hume they do not happen. Actually miracles are only witnessed by dumb people. I may not be dumb, but I want one to happen right now. Both. I would like one to happen and you can call me dumb. You know what I would really like to happen, is to have the presentation fairies come down and you know bust this presentation out cause I'd like to go to sleep. Cause I've been awake since, well look at that, 11 oclock on Sunday. You are going to start to see green spots man. Oh no, I am already past that point. I'm sorry. I'm walking around like a zombie right now. Since you were talking about fairies I kind of thought about Carlo there for a second. Oohhh. That was dead wrong but it was funny. It's so funny cause it's true. That's very true. Hey we've had no questions for Pokey tonight what's the deal. Pokey answers the phone ya know. I swear to god, if there is anybody listening it would be really cool if you could call. We are going insane. Loco en el coco. As evidenced by that last music selection. That's pretty much as sane as we are going to get all night. I would think it would be loco en el cabeza. no cause el coco es like me gusta cerveza si dos aquis. they dont even sell that stuff in the us, oh wait they do. i thought they couldnt import it. you are getting one of those looks like what the heck are you talking about from venezuela over here. well i like it anyway so there. yeah. okay, alright. led zeppelin on the music. you guys are getting cut off again. ladies, germs, gentlemens, no get that away from me. umm, got a song for sara, and a song for us, and lots of songs for jeremy sossei who also likes led zeppelin, so saraina, this is your selection here.
Over the hills and far away	Led Zeppelin		skipping and cut
Absolutely not acceptable, let me try this again. My shirt is made out of 100 percent cotton so usually these things get fixed. It's a pure Busta Kappa Kappa shirt. BKK. Busta Kappa Kappa not Busta Busta Kappa, what the hell am I talking about? Yeah, estoy loco en el coco. Here is that same song again hopefully. If it happens again, I am going to cry. Oh crap. Umm. So I will let these guys take it away like I said my shirt is 100 percent cotton so it should work
Over the hills and far away	Led Zeppelin		skipping and cut
Crying. Any explanations over there? You are a cry baby. I am definitely crying. Maybe some spit will work. What are you doing over there? Will you fix this problem. Ew this is nasty. Is your shirt 101 percent cotton. It's actually 65-35. Maybe 65-35 will work. Why don't you just change songs. I need to play this song, it's important. Well its not critical. I can't believe this. It's all sorts of scratched. Another shot? Third times a chime. Maybe try your hair. Oils on it probably not a good idea. You think my hair is all oily? Yer not allowed to talk no more. I'm gonna get shut off. Add some background comments or something. Way to put me on the spot. Its like hey yah talk a while. I am going for it this time. If it really doesn't work I will understand. You'll shoot something. I'm gonna like I don't know. Grab Gumby and bash him against the dashboard. the board.. I can't do that to gumby. I dont know, we'll figure it out. We could go troll hunting. Ringing. Uhh, Technology Services Brian speaking. Laughing. I was wonder if you could play something for all the insomniacs out there, maybe something by Eve6. Huh? One more time buddy. Small town trap by Eve6. For all the insomniacs out there. I don't know if we got any Eve6. Do we have any Eve6. The last song on the cd. what cd? The eve6 cd? What disc is it on buddy? The inside out cd? Yup. We're gonna look chances are negatory. I got it in my room but if you want me to run back and get it it will cost you five bucks. I'm serious. 5 bucks bring it up. Sorry, what else can we do. Here we go, I got Eve6. Here it is right here, excellent guys. Have a good night. Coming up right now. see you in the morning. Laughing. Here's the song
Interlude Music
What test are you studying for? Geology. Yup. Whose teaching that, Titus? He's a good guy. Yeah he is. Did I say that? I mean seriously though if you want to bring it over for you insomniacs cause all you guys do is beat off at night right? thats about all right? well. look we seriously. You guys have problems beyond belief. was trying to be a good guy by breaking up the monogomy of you going on and on speech and all you did is insult me so i'm gonna give you guys... click. that was so rude. i'm gonna apologize, im not even in the same studio as that guy and im apologizing. i cant believe you did that. that was rude. that was absolutely disgusting i cant believe you did that. that was so rude. yuliya what were you thinking. i'm only kidding. perfect timing. awesome. anyways. we just lost our only listener. except for the other guy who didn't want to tell us anything. cause he couldnt hear us. oh. anyway. you can say anything on the radio. after midnight right? well technically we can play anything but you cant use it directly, like us. shit man.. no you cant do that one. what you been smokin? nothing. nada much. got any creed? i dont got nothing you like jay. alright, here it comes.
Kashmir	Led Zeppelin
All Of My Love	Led Zeppelin
All of my love. All of my love. Listen as they pull their microphones closer to their uhh mouths. We just want to make fun of you, thats all. All of my love. Who would ever love that? Your good. Bueno. Don't even start. Let's not curse in spanish again. Bad one. I know, thank you. So what's the update on slide count, jay? 13. Lol. Whoops. We got one slide in 26 minutes. One additional slide. But we did manage to touch up some of the previous slides. That was good. It's a good slide. In essense. Overall. Actually slide number 9 is incredible. Turn your juices down. You guys are like scratching. Are we better now? I don't know. It's just a personal thing, I don't like scratchy voices. Not that my voice is great. Ohh yeah. Slide 9 is a douzy. Which one is that? You should come and see our slides tomorrow. No no no. Yeah everybody on campus should come and see the presentation. It's going to be a whizz banger. It's going to be in Anderson Theatre 209. No wait, I thought they changed it to the Lab Theatre in Bresee. No actually its going to be in the Slide Theatre. What are you guys talking about? The observatory up by Frisbee Field. True. I'm thinking Strawberry. We are just going to plug in. Bring a projector and a ctx and a big screen. oh yeah. huge projectors. We are going to bring a big enough screen so the whole town of Oneonta can see our presentation. Yeah, it will presentation of the millenium. She said the word. That's two times. That's it we can't say it any more. Did I miss something? No we can't say the word any more. That's a naughty word. They should disallow that phrase from the radio. What about the phrase Y2K? How do you feel about that? I am going to Y2K your ass. Uh oh. Where's he going. Y2K's and Trolls are about my two favorite things right now. Thought we were all set for that Y2K thing, thats what Bill Beyer said. I got a system message from him that said that. Don't even get me started on the system messages either. No that's a separate issue. That's like smackdown number 2. I am going to start using them for Lauras. Exactly, who really cares about the sale of.. Glass sale. No the glass sale is okay. but the museum. Or how about three messages telling you when the Library books are due back. I never put back my library books. Definitely three. Diana said she liked that one. Oh well she must take out library books, i dont. Just remember. I've been to the Library 7 times.. Ringing. Oooh we got another phone call. Uh oh. Could be trouble. WRHO Studios. I was wondering if you guys could get off the rotation and play some Limp Bizkit or something. Oh that would be great buddy you are the man but I'm afraid, Thanks Jay, he goes Thanks Jay. Is this Scott? Good night dude! haha. Scotty it's not going to happen we got a light rock show here I think. I don't have the artillery. Although we do have in the rotation, Falling Away from you the single, it'd be something. Can you get to it. I don't know its not my show Scotty, unfortunately we are dealing with the main man Brian Smith, you gotta talk to him. El Hombre. You can speak at him now if you so choose. It's all good. It's all good. That is a quote from Scott. Good night. Later dude. Ehh. That was odd, that's my boss by the way. Whose definitely not going to be at the presentation. He's very high right now I can guarantee it. High on life. High just the opposite of down, down is no good. Or low. I have no experiences. Yo no hable ingles. Yo querio popcorn. In training, more like he's wearing training bra. training shorts. Oh no that was a shot and a half. We better play music so we can get out of here in a little while. You really could play that Falling Away. I could do that or play the one that's in there. Oh that's right since it's your choice. In that case, play number 10 the one thats in there. It's a good tune too. Alright. Are we signing off now? I hope not. For now. Okay. Unless you want to talk some more. We are going to see if we can hack out slide 14. We'll get back to ya. Back to work, yay fun.
I Know	Fiona Apple		For JayOpe
Yeeeeeeeah. Now that everyone. Ringing. Everyone is sleeping. Mike Sonderman's Office. That was a bad wake up call my man. We are already awake. Well everyone's yeah. Anything else? I just called cause I want to be on the air. Leave us. Goodbye. Alright so, we are going to play the final songs of the year. Notice. Hey okay. Then we'll be back. I'll be here for January. How exciting it is. I'll bring some more songs then. Ringing. What does this crazy Venezuelian want? Will we be on the air again? When? I don't know you probably won't ever want us back. Nope, this is the last time. Ah damn. Okay that's all I wanted to know. Ever. Never ever again. Once the censors hear this show, Oh my god we are screwed. Haha. So Jay what slide are we on? When we started this night folks we were on slide 2 and that was at 12:15. No okay, we were at slide zero this morning. Now its 2 hours and 45 minutes later and we are on slide 13 mother trucking slides. That's not too bad. We are in the mother load right now. We are in the crux. That was Mike beating down our gnome of a teacher. So.. some songs. How about some Phish. Hey thats coming on. Who wants to go down to the lake and catch some bass? And some trout? Salmon? Tuna? Hook me up. Good night everyone after you listen to these songs of course.
Water In The Sky	Phish
Cavern	Phish
Wading In The Velvet Sea	Phish
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