2BS Radio Archive 1999-04-08
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Deep Thoughts
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| April Fools Day and State Your Name & Purpose | A Fresh and Clean Mind |
| Date | April 8, 1999 |
| Timeslot | Wednesday Late Night Midnight to 3AM |
| Guests | Vas |
| Phone Guests | Bob, Tex |
| Length | 3:11:48 |
| Download | Deep Thoughts |
| Discussion | 1999-04-08 |
I have the power! Why did the chicken cross the road? Jack Handey stops in to share some deep thoughts in between songs. Vote on possible show names-> "Lumpy Rock", "It's Spring", "Tu Fumas Ropa", "Crazed Lunatic", "Dungeon Death", "Wizard of the Moon", "Crashed at Sea", "Paradise Lost", "Happy Crapper Happy Crappers", "Bo Bo's Magic Space Ride", "I Forgot", "Mystical Egyptian Dancing", "Tit-Tanic", "Stonehendge", "Mystery Science Radio", "Trapped in Dewar", "Tragedy in Dewar", or "The Wonder Thunder". A Song for Wayne Falkenberg Jr. Music it never gets old, here's some more. YEAH! Oneonta and thats about it. Sponsored by H20 and O2. A few answers to my question at the beginning. Mad Heed plug. A song to my crushes. And to any ladies..., Live from Hartwick College, New Canadien Holidays, 2.3 Listeners, Getting Floydian. 7-11-7, Bob Calls, Thanks to my two guests, one for stopping in and one for stopping in and leaving and stopping in and leaving again. Thanks again to H20 and O2.
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Setlist
| Song | Artist | Album | Info |
|---|---|---|---|
| Is There Anybody Out There? | Pink Floyd | The Wall | Jackpot |
| Nobody Home | Pink Floyd | The Wall | |
| And now time for Deep Thoughts. If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down. We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason. | |||
| Dark Star | The Grateful Dead | Live | |
| By the Power of Greyskull, I have the Power! | |||
| And now the next installment of Deep Thoughts. To me it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way if anybody says hey can you give me a hand, you can say sorry got these sacks. Well anyways. It's 12:30. I'd like to know why did the chicken cross the road. Woah, some weird noises. If you have any ideas, let me know. We are going to play this song here. | |||
| The Dreaming Tree | Dave Matthews Band | Live | |
| Recently I was asked what I was going to title this show. Well tonight you the listener are given the special opportunity to vote on possible show names -> Lumpy Rock, It's Spring, Tu Fumas Ropa, Crazed Lunatic, Dungeon Death, Wizard of the Moon, Crashed at Sea, Paradise Lost, Happy Crapper Happy Crappers, Bo Bo's Magic Space Ride, I Forgot, Mystical Egyptian Dancing, Tit-Tanic, Stonehenge, Mystery Science Radio, Trapped in Dewar, Tragedy in Dewar, or The Wonder Thunder. And that's about all I can think of. Most of them I just came up with now. And now Deep Thoughts - Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful penguin flying across in front of a beautiful sunset and he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak and also he's carrying a beautiful painting with his feet and also your drunk. So next up we are going to play another song from computer. So here we go. | |||
| People, People | Dave Matthews Band | Live | |
| This next song goes to my roomate Wayne Falkenberg Jr who if he's listening will like it a lot. | |||
| Who Are You? | Black Sabbath | Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | |
| WRHO Alice cart. Music it never gets old. Here's some more. | |||
| Ocean Size | Jane's Addiction | Kettle Whistle | |
| Now I got some more Deep Thoughts, drum roll please. Wait a second, that's gotta end. If you ever catch on fire try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror cause I bet thats what would really throw you into a panic. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk my first instinct is to laugh but then I think what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite as funny now would it? Nope. No. Time to promote my sponsors for the show: H2O and O2. They are very important. We need them around. We need more of them. Now I am going to play a song that was called and requested for. Dr Amsbary. Here's your Last Stop dude. What? | |||
| Live | Dave Matthews Band | Live | |
| WRHO broadcasts only to about a ten mile radius. YEAHHHHH. If you are driving through Oneonta on I-88 you may only hear 2 or 3 songs. We hope they are good ones. YEAHHHHH. Oneonta and that's about it. New part of the show: Call Jaron and see what he's doing. Ringing... He can't be sleeping. He's definitely not there. Well anyways. We got a couple phone calls on why the chicken crossed the road. Nitschke. Timothy Leary. Ernest Hemingway. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Now some more Deep Thoughts. I hope if Dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size cause I bet there are some chihuahuas with some good ideas. Instead of having answers on a Math test, they should just call them impressions and if you get a different impression, so what. Can't we all be brothers? I don't know what Jack Handey is talking about. We are going to discover a few new Canadien Holidays in a little bit. FYI Scott Alberts has a show on 4-9-99 from 3 to 6. I don't know what day that is. It's in like 4 days. or 3 or 2 or 1, it's tomorrow. Today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday. 3 to 6 on Friday. He's also doing a show 4-19 from 8 to 10. Listen to Scott cause fortunately he couldn't do this slow. Okay enough on that. | |||
| Crazy | Dave Matthews Band | Live | Ya'll better go to bed -- cut early |
| Fluff | Black Sabbath | Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | |
| Alright well another good song that's pretty good. Next Tuesday I suggest if your in the area you should go down to the Fox and check out Mad Heed. Good music. Geoff, Jeff, Mark, and Duane. They are awesome. Also the 30th at the Autumn Cafe. Keep those in mind. Also check out the jazz quarter with underwear, thomas vos, justin hoke, and dave mitton at the shineman to my left. up the hill where you are. Justin says we need to enjoy a leaf cannon. Lots of Floyd coming. This next song goes out to all the 551 crushes i've had over the year. I don't know, it's getting old. Anyway. Here it comes. | |||
| Crush | Dave Matthews Band | Live | |
| And to any ladies out there who are in need of someone to keep them warm at night, I am available. A value able. On a day to day first come first served basis. Some more Dave Matthews. Just a little bit more. | |||
| Help Myself | Dave Matthews Band | Live | |
| And welcome back to today's show. Oneonta, NY. Live in Hartwick College on Dewar Hall. Okay so if you are Canadien a couple of my friends had some good ideas for holidays so you can get a day off of work or something. My friend CJ Harrison said there should be a day called Get Your Ass Whipped Day, Andy Hall says We Are Canada Day, Jeremy Sossei says Ode To Trees Day cause thats all we have, Vas has an idea that on December 20th there should be a Roscoe Day, I tried to ask him what it meant but I didn't quite understand but he declined to comment. And now time for Deep Thoughts. I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that i'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years cause I was thinking about doing that anyway. Good one. I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate clip revolver and since he's so busy you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him. That one was pretty dumb, sorry for wasting your precious 10 seconds there. All 2.3 listeners. Maybe to understand mankind we need to look at that word itself. Mankind. Basically it's made up of two separate words, mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. We had a few callers on the why did the chicken cross the road question. Darwin, Einstein, Regan, the Spinx. Anything else? Nope. Doesn't look like it. More music. You might know this band. Pink Floyd. | |||
| San Tropez | Pink Floyd | Meddle | |
| Grantchester Meadows | Pink Floyd | Ummagumma | I need to look at the tape cover to get the order on this correctly |
| Corporal Clegg | Pink Floyd | A Saucerful of Secrets | |
| Early Floyd. Almost 2. More deep thoughts. I could picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and I could picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it. Call these crazy guys. 7117. Ringing.. Hello pick up. Must of passed out. Forget those guys. | |||
| Empty Spaces | Pink Floyd | The Wall | |
| Young Lust | Pink Floyd | The Wall | |
| According to recent reports that was a nasty song. Hey Tex, I've got a song for you but it's coming up in a tiny bit. Ringing. Whose this? This is Bob. Bob who. Bob your mom. Your mom jokes are getting old, we've discovered that. I don't want to hear that out of your mouth one more time or I will come back to Saxton and slap you. But you gotta do a radio show. Well, I can. What are you going to play some Echoes? No. Hey is Tex still there? I don't want to talk to you. What's up? Hey Tex, in about 10 minutes you will hear this song and it's for you. Alright bye. Goodbye. That was goodbye to 308 Saxton Hall. It's 2 o'clock. What's going on back there? Listen up. | |||
| Julia Dream | Pink Floyd | Relics | |
| Another Brick In The Wall, Part II | Pink Floyd | Pulse | |
| Got this call the other day, Brian are you the one listening to that crazy music? Here I am at 5 in the afternoon blasting this song. On a crisp day you can hear Wayne's speakers from Arnold and Breese. Sit back relax and calm down. | |||
| Atom Heart Mother | Pink Floyd | Atom Heart Mother | |
| If | Pink Floyd | Atom Heart Mother | |
| Well I want to thank my two guests tonight for stopping in. Hold on there Mr Tape. Kevin Stube and Vas. One for stopping in and leaving and stopping in and leaving and the other one for stopping in and about to take off in a little bit. We got two more deep thoughts for ya. Instead of a trapped door what about a trapped window, a guy looks out it and if he leans too far he falls out. Wait, I guess that's like a regular window. This Jack Handey guy, he's brilliant. Amazing. I remember how my great uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long then he whittled me a toy boy out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it and no paint because now he has whittled off the paint. Thank you H2O and O2 for helping me out tonight. Water and Oxygen. These things help me out every day. It's 2:35. | |||
| Astronomy Domine | Pink Floyd | The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn | |
| Seven Dirty Words | George Carlin | ||
| Uncle Bill cart, Musical Inebriation good ole boys cart, 4 out 5 martians cart. Hey I guess. A few more songs. WRHO just like all those other people told you. | |||
| Looking For Today | Black Sabbath | Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | |
| You're listening to Brian. Almost 3. Almost done. Couple more Deep Thoughts. Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon but some days when there was a bad storm outside you'd look out your little window and think boy I'm glad I'm not out there. Next one. If I was the head of a country that lost a war and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and suddenly act suprised. Wait a minute I thought we won? Weak. Lastly. I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar because then, Yahoo, I'd have all my money back. And so now more music and they're we're out of here. Listen up. H2O and O2 Thank You very much. | |||
| Hey Joe | Dave Matthews Band | Live | with Harmonica |
| Up next is the last song of the night. Last song cause you know it will be good. Let's hear it. And then we out. | |||
| Red Red Wine | UB40 | Labour of Love 1 | with singing along -- wish i could go back in time and slap myself - 4555 for more songs.. |
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