2BS Radio Archive 1998-12-03
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| $how $even | Show9 Cohosted by Dr No No |
| Date | December 3, 1998 |
| Timeslot | Wednesday Midnight to 6AM |
| Guests | CJ, Andy Hall, Wayne, Ted, José, Rafael |
| Phone Guests | Diana |
| Length | 5:44:27 |
| Download | Show Eight 12am to 6am Late Night Show |
| Discussion | 1998-12-03 |
We pre-empt Eat Your Radio tonight to bring you A Very Special Episode --> happy birthday snotty -> hey what are you doing, i saw that -> cj and andy come for a visit -> where is wayne? -> ribbitt -> love hurts tease -> uh oh -> a developing situation folks -> wayne is held hostage but we have negotiators -> wayne is released but feels violated -> more fun than a barrel of monkeys -> random facts and stupid quotes -> creative ways to say someone is stupid -> actual signs from across the USA -> this just in from seattle -> rally time -> dr no no's special uh ohs plug -> bumper stickers to take note of -> interview with the hostage wayne including his capturers -> ted enters the room, nice to meet you too -> profound thoughts and quips -> shot out to tom harrington's car do you feel like we do? -> -> monkeys calm down -> more quips -> wheres frogger -> whose taking me to taco bell? -> something of a different nature -> amsbary voice message -> wayne sings along -> today in history december 3rd 1998 -> nothing happened -> memory lapse -> what? -> birthday -> we're so sorry -> snotty couldnt be here -> he had a "special job" to do -> guess how long you can last listening to this music -> wayne are you still -> alive? -> special performance by the recitator -> don't you feel better? -> weirdness -> are you serious? -> whats your point? -> i think you've had enough -> josé and rafael say hi -> this just in -> wayne rumor -> hey its 4 o clock -> do you got a date man? -> d-i-d-d-y -> who said that? -> josé enters building -> clap clap clap -> rumors are true 430 AM and its pretty late but -> we got more -> well i'm half the man i used to be -> more -> please don't -> shoot me -> 5:15 in the morning and i have lots of stuff to carry back to my room gonna be a fun time -> anyways -> time to go -> are you feeling okay? -> -> good night folks its been a thrill -> wish me luck
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Setlist
| Song | Artist | Album | Info | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Speak to Me | Pink Floyd | Dark Side of the Moon | ||
| Back in the USSR | Phish | 10-31-94 Glens Falls Civic Center | ||
| Why hello there. Sorry, No Snotty tonight. You wanted some Eat Your Radio. I don't have that. And nope, this isn't the USSR but it will do. And Sorry, I'm not going to play any Broadway. I'm not even the Broadway Babe. Well, Snotty Happy Birthday. Welcome to your third decade. Interesting stuff coming. I might be on all night. I brought a box of fun. | ||||
| You Can't Always Get What You Want | Rusted Root | Rusted Root | ||
| And if you can't always get what you want then you can certainly stop whining about it. | ||||
| Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | Highway 61 Revisited | Hello? | |
| Hey, what are you doing? I saw you do that. Don't. Hey, don't try that. | ||||
| Mellow Mood | Bob Marley | |||
| A ha, I see that there are some people out there. I'm not gonna say their names though. | ||||
| Burn One Down | Ben Harper | Fight for Your Mind | ||
| Is there anyone out there? CJ and Andy take the mic. Theres people out there. Where we at? The Radio Station. Did they get lost? You came for the music? Oh yeah, we came for the music. | ||||
| Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | Greatest Hits 1974-1978 | ||
| And we're back. We have a little special thing we're gonna do tonight. It's called calling up Wayne to see what he's doing. Ringing... Ringing... That's piss pour. Not here. Where are ya Wayne? | ||||
| Jane Says | Janes Addiction | Kettle Whistle | ||
| Riiiiiiiiiiibbbbit | ||||
| Groovy People | DJ Spooky | |||
| Smoke Two Joints | Sublime | 40 Oz. to Freedom | ||
| Love Hurts tease - Nope we're not gonna play that tune. | ||||
| Jessica | Allman Brothers Band | Brothers and Sisters | Right back at ya. Hello | |
| Welcome To Planet Motherfucker | Rob Zombie | |||
| Uh oh- What's this? | ||||
| Something's Burning, Baby | Bob Dylan | Empire Burlesque | We need him right now | |
| Uh oh, a Developing Situation. Hello? We have Negotiators (CJ and Andy). Wayne is being held hostage. She (Diana) doesn't know if she can let him go. We want Wayne now. Wayne is a cruical part of our world domination conquest. They won't give him up. They are planning to rape him. Whose gonna drive the car? Help. We need Wayne now, please give us Wayne. Wayne. Wayne. Wayne. | ||||
| The Song Remains The Same | Led Zeppelin | Houses Of The Holy | ||
| Yes folks its true, the hostage Wayne Falkenberg has been released. Wayne feels dirty. He was violated. He doesn't know why. He was whipped. Bad reception. | ||||
| not sure | Santana | |||
| More fun than a barrel of monkeys. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. The grass is always greener on the other side. We all have our crosses to bare. More stupid quotes. And lastly, Shit happens. | ||||
| Hotel California | Eagles | Hotel California | ||
| Air Guitar outro. Would you like to learn even more creative ways to say someone is stupid? She doesn't have all the chairs around the table. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket. A few fries short of a happy meal. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. A few cards short of a full deck. and more.. I hope you've gathered something from that. | ||||
| Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | Appetite For Destruction | ||
| What? Is he talking to me? Okay alright. Hey did you know that the following are actual signs across the good ole USA. We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. We dispense with accuracy. Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. Restricted to unauthorized personell. I think that's when you don't play anymore. You know what I mean. | ||||
| Phone Booth | Primitive Radio Gods | Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand | ||
| This just in from Seattle. A helicopter was flying around...Where am I? Speaking of useless speaking, I'll do some more later. | ||||
| Daughter | Pearl Jam | Vs. | ||
| Sega Rally Time. Yes? You don't say. Really? Are you sure about that? Well alrighty. Well are you sure? | ||||
| Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | Greatest Hits | ||
| Yer back now. It's about quarter to 2. That means we are only in the second hour. Plenty in store for you cats to come. | ||||
| Comedown | Bush | Sixteen Stone | ||
| Quick reminder to all those people out there that were wondering, Dr No No's special uh ohs is going on Sunday night. Right here. Right where you are right now. At quarter to 2. It's still quarter to 2? Bumper Stickers to take note of: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. That one doesn't fit into play here folks. | ||||
| Runnin' With the Devil | Van Halen | Van Halen | ||
| Time to welcome a special guest who just got back from the endagerments. Wayne was a hostage. The capturers call in and are coming over with the handcuffs. They're gonna get some tonight. The capturers prefer to remain nameless. Wayne had to listen to crappy music. | ||||
| Nothing Else Matters | Metallica | Metallica | ||
| Looking in front of my face, I see that Ted has entered the room. Nice to meet you too. | ||||
| The Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Closure | -> Dub | |
| Red Water (Christmas Mourning) | Type O Negative | October Rust | ||
| Wayne's microphone flipped out. Where's the TV by the way? Those jerkys. Would you like some profound thoughts, wisdom, quips, and quotes. Straight up and right now. Hit me with some reason. Math is fun and who can doubt it if we have no doubt about it. I'd like to know what the show is all about before it's out. Somebody said reason is dead, reason said, no i think not so. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. Things take time. The angle in which to approach a problem is the triangle. More puns and Wayne takes his time getting them. That's all I can do. | ||||
| Do You Feel Like We Do | Peter Frampton | Frampton Comes Alive! | ||
| That's what I'm saying. On a normal occasion that song can be found in Tom Harrington's Car. Usually in Tom's Car we are wondering the same thing. Do you feel like we do? Wayne? Calm down monkeys. People who think they know everything are of a great annoyance to those of us who do. If an animal does something we call it instinct, if we do the same thing its called intelligence. That's great. Do I really care. Knowledge is never useless. Only when it's not used. Are we being smart now? Wayne is trying to fix things. Uh oh. Where's frogger? Who knows, who cares. Enough said. | ||||
| Tripping Billies | Dave Matthews Band | live | ||
| Driver. Wait, who has a car? Whose taking me to Taco Bell? Come on, one of you is. Please. Now something of a different nature. | ||||
| Feed My Frankenstein | Alice Cooper | Hey Stoopid | What are you a trained seal? Amsbary voice message. Wayne sings along. | |
| Wayne knows the words of the song, so what. So anyway, Today in history nothing happened. I'm serious. Not a damn thing. Things happened. All top secret. What good is that? I can't tell you. Obviously. Is there anything you can tell me. Do you know how to spell your name? What were we just talking about? What? | ||||
| Happy Birthday | The Beatles | White Album | Were so sorry Snotty's not here. Wayne's gonna cry. Snotty who had a "special job to do". | |
| In My Life | The Beatles | Rubber Soul | ||
| The next game we are going to play is called "guess how long you can last listening to this music" Any bets? Wayne thinks two minutes. Brittany- Where are you? | ||||
| The Boy is Mine | Brandy and Monica | Never Say Never | ||
| Wayne are you still alive man? Wayne's ears are bleeding. We're trapped in some desert. Go away. Oops. | ||||
| Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | Led Zeppelin II | ||
| A Jetsons message from the recessitator. This is never going to end. I was wrong. Don't you feel better? | ||||
| In Bloom | Nirvana | Nevermind | ||
| Hey the music's over already - who did that? | ||||
| Nix Hex Ii | 311 | Live | mumbling | |
| Chanting. It's good that you have come. Look around. From yesterday and day's gone by. I have tomorrow. Again, I have no idea. Listen to the sky and listen to the stars. What? No. We will take no more. | ||||
| Smash | The Offspring | Smash | Hello? Yeah we heard you. And yes, it is past 3 o'clock. What's your point? They think I'm talking to them | |
| Rest | Green Day | 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours | ||
| This just in... | ||||
| Makisupa Policeman | Phish | live | Vernon. Funky Bitch intro. Cut. | |
| Everybody Knows | Leonard Cohen | I'm Your Man | ||
| My special friends Jose and Rafeal would like to say hello to Wayne and any other person out there. | ||||
| Drum and Bass Jam | ||||
| Dancing Days | Led Zeppelin | Houses Of The Holy | ||
| This just in from the source Wayne Falkenberg himself said to tell Jose and Rafeal he'll be there soon. | ||||
| Going To California | Led Zeppelin | Led Zeppelin IV | ||
| Houses Of The Holy | Led Zeppelin | Physical Graffiti | ||
| Hey Hey What Can I Do | Led Zeppelin | Coda | ||
| Well uhh, Rumor is I guess Wayne's coming back up. Some weird guy is standing out there Wayne. I don't know. | ||||
| Nobody Home | Pink Floyd | The Wall | ||
| Nothing for the time being. That will change. | ||||
| Astronomy Domine | Pink Floyd | live | ||
| Hey. It's 4 o'clock. Do you got a date man? | ||||
| Any Colour You Like | Pink Floyd | Dark Side of the Moon | skippy | |
| That's getting bad, I'm sorry. | ||||
| Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | War Child | Stop That Train tease | |
| This next little diddy. D-I-D-D-Y. Should be playing.. Wait? Didn't it go something like this. Yo VIP. Who said that? Hello? Hi. | ||||
| Brain Washing | Bob Marley | VIP intro | ||
| Drum and Bass Jam 2 | ||||
| Enough of that bullcrap. Jose has entered the building. He said he wants to talk to Wayne. Smoke em if you got them. I don't know. What did you say Jose? Oh, okay. Sure. What Jose? What were you saying? Are you talking to me? | ||||
| Two Step | Dave Matthews Band | live | ||
| Yah yah yah. Clap clap clap. Yah yah yah. | ||||
| Fun Fun Fun | The Beach Boys | Greatest Hits | ||
| I think that's enough fun for now. | ||||
| Scarlet Begonias | Grateful Dead | Mars Hotel | ||
| Yup the rumors are true. 4:30. AM. In the morning. And it's pretty late. And we're gonna play some more music. | ||||
| Scarlet Begonias | Sublime | 40 oz. to Freedom | ||
| Take It Easy | Eagles | Their Greatest Hits | ||
| Fake Plastic Trees | Radiohead | The Bends | ||
| Next up, some news for ya. | ||||
| I'm So Wasted | Adam Sandler | They're All Gonna Laugh At You | ||
| Creep | Stone Temple Pilots | Core | Includes more Sandler tracks like the longest pee, bafoons, and fatty mcgee. | |
| And now some more music. | ||||
| Janie's Got a Gun | Aerosmith | Pump | ||
| Don't shoot me. Please don't shoot me. | ||||
| My Own Prison | Creed | My Own Prison | ||
| This has been brought to my attention. It's 5:15 in the morning. I have lots of stuff to carry back to my room. It's gonna be a fun time. | ||||
| Les Brers In A Minor | The Allman Brothers Band | Eat a Peach | ||
| Rapper's Delight | The Sugarhill Gang | Sugarhill Gang | ||
| I knew there was a problem with that. Anyway. 5:30 now. Enjoy some samplings from the Moody Blues now. | ||||
| In The Beginning | The Moody Blues | On the Threshold of a Dream | ||
| Lovely To See You | The Moody Blues | On the Threshold of a Dream | ||
| O.P.P. | Naughty By Nature | Naughty By Nature | ||
| People Are Strange | The Doors | Strange Days | ||
| Trapped On The Dance Floor | DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince | Homebase | ||
| Piggy | Nine Inch Nails | Downward Spiral | ||
| Nothing can stop me now - except for myself | ||||
| Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | Nimrod | ||
| Bring The Boys Back Home | Pink Floyd | The Wall | ||
| Time to go. Are you feeling okay. Is it really time to go? Let's just. Yeah, I'm feeling fine. We got one more song for ya and then I'm gonna try to get out of here. If I make it home successfully maybe you'll see me tomorrow. Anyway, good night folks, it's been a thrill. | ||||
| Good Night | The Beatles | The White Album | ||
| WRHO Sign Off. Burp. | ||||
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